1 00:00:04,078 --> 00:00:06,646 Whoa. What's all this? 2 00:00:06,680 --> 00:00:08,114 Mom heard us say we were bored. 3 00:00:08,149 --> 00:00:09,249 Suckers. 4 00:00:09,284 --> 00:00:11,318 She heard us from outside. 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:13,251 She has super good hearing, like a seeing eye dog. 6 00:00:13,252 --> 00:00:16,526 They have overdeveloped hearing to make up for the fact that-- 7 00:00:16,527 --> 00:00:18,829 Wait, the dogs aren't blind. 8 00:00:18,863 --> 00:00:20,997 Wait. Are they? 9 00:00:21,032 --> 00:00:23,300 No, that wouldn't make sense. 10 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:24,651 You're right. 11 00:00:24,685 --> 00:00:26,614 If I wait long enough, she can get there by herself. 12 00:00:27,139 --> 00:00:27,733 Quick, girls-- 13 00:00:27,734 --> 00:00:30,006 famous Danny from "Moonstruck." 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:31,946 Aiello? 15 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,281 Hey, Phil. I'm glad I caught ya. 16 00:00:33,299 --> 00:00:34,255 What's up? 17 00:00:34,256 --> 00:00:36,439 Uh, it's about Steven and Stefan. 18 00:00:36,473 --> 00:00:38,041 They wanna see that house on Briar again. 19 00:00:38,075 --> 00:00:39,542 Really? I showed it to them five times. 20 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,611 Last time we were there, I think they got mail. 21 00:00:41,645 --> 00:00:43,012 Yeah, well, that's why I'm calling. 22 00:00:43,046 --> 00:00:45,231 They hate upsetting people, unless, of course, it's me. 23 00:00:45,266 --> 00:00:46,849 Then they don't mind waking me up at 7:00 A.M., 24 00:00:46,883 --> 00:00:48,050 asking me to call you. 25 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:49,552 It's no problem. I'm just hanging around. 26 00:00:49,587 --> 00:00:51,053 Kind of bored, really. 27 00:00:51,906 --> 00:00:52,906 What? 28 00:00:54,735 --> 00:00:56,836 Well, we did our good deed for the day. 29 00:00:56,854 --> 00:00:58,819 Yeah, for the enemy. Don't they have enough? 30 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:00,201 It's been about a year 31 00:01:00,202 --> 00:01:02,020 since we decided to adopt a boy. 32 00:01:02,054 --> 00:01:04,072 Meanwhile, our friends Steven and Stefan 33 00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,740 decided that they wanted a baby, too. 34 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,009 Wonder where they got that idea? 35 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:09,815 Well, we're still waiting, but they already got their kid 36 00:01:09,816 --> 00:01:11,817 because they went through a surrogate. 37 00:01:11,852 --> 00:01:13,686 Which is all they talk about. 38 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:15,037 Are you gonna keep doing that? 39 00:01:15,072 --> 00:01:16,296 I might. 40 00:01:17,696 --> 00:01:18,723 I have to go show a house. 41 00:01:18,724 --> 00:01:21,541 But first, what was Elton John's sexual orientation in the '70s? 42 00:01:21,576 --> 00:01:22,286 Bye. 43 00:01:22,287 --> 00:01:24,792 - You've done that one before. - And it never gets old, 44 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,304 like the good Captain Fantastic himself. 45 00:01:28,413 --> 00:01:29,647 Hey, Claire, guess what? 46 00:01:29,681 --> 00:01:30,915 I'm sorry, honey, I can't talk right now. 47 00:01:30,949 --> 00:01:32,516 I told Bethenny I would take her to the airport. 48 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:35,252 I'm late, and she's gonna miss her flight. Where are my keys? 49 00:01:35,287 --> 00:01:36,787 Why is that chair still here? I thought you and Luke 50 00:01:36,822 --> 00:01:38,122 were gonna put it out on the sidewalk. 51 00:01:38,156 --> 00:01:40,758 So you can't talk unless it's about my chores? 52 00:01:40,792 --> 00:01:43,684 Why don't you just do it now, and you won't be so bored? 53 00:01:43,685 --> 00:01:45,310 You heard that? 54 00:01:45,311 --> 00:01:47,446 I hear everything. 55 00:01:50,283 --> 00:01:51,626 That's for me. 56 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:55,240 Hey, Leon. Nice buzz cut. 57 00:01:55,274 --> 00:01:57,542 Yeah, for some people, the shampoo doesn't work. 58 00:01:57,560 --> 00:02:00,053 It only makes the lice angry. 59 00:02:00,613 --> 00:02:02,581 Nice to see you. 60 00:02:02,979 --> 00:02:05,214 Oh, no. No--oh, God. 61 00:02:05,248 --> 00:02:07,216 Um, Alex, do not move. 62 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:08,650 Haley, clean this up, okay? 63 00:02:08,685 --> 00:02:10,352 Who fills a vase with marbles? 64 00:02:10,386 --> 00:02:12,504 Who doesn't see a vase filled with marbles? 65 00:02:12,538 --> 00:02:14,422 Who wants to hear a bunch of plates crashing? 66 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,992 Phil! Honey, the girls need you in the kitchen! 67 00:02:17,026 --> 00:02:20,461 Thanks for the hat, Leon. It kind of tickles. 68 00:02:20,462 --> 00:02:21,384 Phil! 69 00:02:21,385 --> 00:02:23,836 How much electricity do we need to bring this back? 70 00:02:23,871 --> 00:02:24,987 It's not rocket science. 71 00:02:25,022 --> 00:02:26,789 We're only reanimating a squirrel. 72 00:02:26,823 --> 00:02:29,075 Phil! Now! 73 00:02:30,988 --> 00:02:34,988 Sync by YYeTs, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com 74 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,455 Sounds great. No, hang on. 75 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,723 Gloria, where's Manny? 76 00:02:45,757 --> 00:02:48,342 Some neighborhood kids have invited him to play football. 77 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:51,366 He said he was taking his morning constitutional. 78 00:02:51,367 --> 00:02:53,935 He's working on his go-cart, but he'll be there. 79 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:55,370 Okay. See you then. 80 00:02:55,404 --> 00:02:57,773 No, Manny cannot go and play with those boys. 81 00:02:57,807 --> 00:02:59,875 Margo is trying to get us theater tickets 82 00:02:59,909 --> 00:03:00,957 for this afternoon. 83 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:02,485 Gloria, you and Manny do enough together. 84 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,920 Let's let him decide. Where's he walking? 85 00:03:04,955 --> 00:03:07,122 I don't know. But according to the song he was singing, 86 00:03:07,157 --> 00:03:09,692 he was going to the sunny side of the street. 87 00:03:09,726 --> 00:03:12,995 I cannot express to you enough how bad this kid needs football. 88 00:03:13,013 --> 00:03:14,966 Mom! Look what I found! 89 00:03:14,967 --> 00:03:16,516 Number 99! 90 00:03:16,517 --> 00:03:19,102 When Manny was 5, we didn't have much. 91 00:03:19,136 --> 00:03:20,386 We were on our own. 92 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:23,099 So we always dreamed of winning the lottery. 93 00:03:23,100 --> 00:03:25,816 We figured if we collected 100 lucky heads-up pennies 94 00:03:25,817 --> 00:03:27,752 and bought a ticket with them, we couldn't lose. 95 00:03:27,786 --> 00:03:30,640 But now I have a wonderful husband, 96 00:03:30,641 --> 00:03:32,008 a beautiful home... 97 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:35,111 I feel like I already won the lottery. 98 00:03:35,145 --> 00:03:36,612 So I can keep whatever we win? 99 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:39,882 I think no. I found most of them. 100 00:03:42,645 --> 00:03:44,445 Can you put this in the jar with the others? 101 00:03:44,496 --> 00:03:45,246 Sí. 102 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:47,432 Ay. I forgot. 103 00:03:47,466 --> 00:03:49,100 What is the combination to your safe? 104 00:03:50,636 --> 00:03:52,036 I'll just come with you. 105 00:03:52,071 --> 00:03:53,705 Oh, yes, 'cause that's how this arrangement works-- 106 00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:55,052 I take money from you! 107 00:03:58,460 --> 00:03:59,627 Hello? 108 00:03:59,662 --> 00:04:01,996 Oh, hi, Margo. No, she just ran upstairs. 109 00:04:02,047 --> 00:04:04,148 Listen, about these theater tickets-- 110 00:04:04,183 --> 00:04:05,817 don't knock yourself out trying to... 111 00:04:05,851 --> 00:04:07,518 Oh, you did? 112 00:04:07,536 --> 00:04:09,087 Well, sorry to do this last minute, 113 00:04:09,121 --> 00:04:10,715 but they can't go. 114 00:04:10,716 --> 00:04:12,818 No, Manny has a football game, so... 115 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,667 Jay, could you steep my tea? 116 00:04:17,405 --> 00:04:19,038 I cannot express to you enough 117 00:04:19,073 --> 00:04:21,278 how much this kid needs football. 118 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:24,327 And that is the whole house... 119 00:04:24,328 --> 00:04:25,761 Again. 120 00:04:25,796 --> 00:04:28,230 I love it, but I just don't love it. 121 00:04:28,265 --> 00:04:28,790 Do you love it? 122 00:04:28,791 --> 00:04:30,270 I love it. I absolutely love it. 123 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,438 I'm just not sure if I'm in love with it. 124 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:33,573 Oh, yeah. 125 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,091 We have an expression around the office 126 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:37,217 for when a sale just isn't happening-- 127 00:04:37,535 --> 00:04:40,112 "Commission: Impossible." 128 00:04:40,478 --> 00:04:42,195 Maybe for some people. 129 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:44,014 Not sure if I mentioned it before, 130 00:04:44,048 --> 00:04:46,283 but the house does come with a hookup 131 00:04:46,317 --> 00:04:47,984 for a European washing machine. 132 00:04:48,018 --> 00:04:49,648 Oh, I love that. 133 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:53,640 Oh, so sorry. 134 00:04:54,258 --> 00:04:55,675 It's the boss. 135 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:57,582 Hey. 136 00:04:57,583 --> 00:04:58,883 Hi. I'm on my way home. 137 00:04:58,918 --> 00:05:00,685 I've been calling Haley, but nobody's answering. 138 00:05:00,719 --> 00:05:01,686 Is everything okay there? 139 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,788 Everything here is great. 140 00:05:03,822 --> 00:05:05,968 Oh, thank God. Did you put the chair out front? 141 00:05:05,969 --> 00:05:07,136 Not yet. 142 00:05:07,171 --> 00:05:08,771 Honey, you're gonna miss the trash pickup. 143 00:05:08,789 --> 00:05:10,289 Don't worry. If they don't take it, someone else will. 144 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:11,257 Who is gonna pick up 145 00:05:11,291 --> 00:05:12,875 that ratty chair off our lawn? 146 00:05:12,893 --> 00:05:14,777 Are you kidding? It's in great shape. 147 00:05:14,811 --> 00:05:17,046 Super cozy. People are always commenting on it. 148 00:05:17,081 --> 00:05:19,694 Trust me, it'll be gone by the end of the day. 149 00:05:19,695 --> 00:05:20,966 Please, just do it now. 150 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:22,016 I can't. 151 00:05:22,051 --> 00:05:23,300 I'm so sorry. 152 00:05:23,318 --> 00:05:24,318 When I'm done with these clients, 153 00:05:24,353 --> 00:05:25,803 I'll call Luke and Leon. 154 00:05:25,838 --> 00:05:27,505 I know I can talk them into it. 155 00:05:27,539 --> 00:05:29,390 We are not losing this house to Luke and Leon. 156 00:05:29,425 --> 00:05:31,259 What do you mean, "call Luke and Leon"? 157 00:05:31,310 --> 00:05:32,243 Aren't you at home? 158 00:05:32,277 --> 00:05:34,366 No, I left right before you did. 159 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:37,068 Phil, the house... the--the kids... 160 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:38,470 Oh, God, the squirrel. 161 00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:40,816 Hello? 162 00:05:41,868 --> 00:05:43,352 We'll take it. 163 00:05:43,387 --> 00:05:44,920 Oh! 164 00:05:44,955 --> 00:05:46,622 Commission... 165 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:48,424 Accomplished. 166 00:05:50,177 --> 00:05:52,294 So how great is your life right now, huh? 167 00:05:52,329 --> 00:05:54,630 A new house, a new baby, 168 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:56,698 Stefan's Propecia's kicking in. 169 00:05:57,039 --> 00:05:58,256 Ooh. 170 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,975 That's him. He's on his way. 171 00:06:00,009 --> 00:06:01,326 He texted "OMW." 172 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,294 We try to keep our texts short 173 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,428 when we're driving with the baby. 174 00:06:03,462 --> 00:06:05,781 Oh, well, what wonderful parents you are. 175 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,284 You guys hate us a little bit, don't you? 176 00:06:08,318 --> 00:06:10,219 - No. God, no. - Just a little. 177 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:11,619 Have you thought about surrogacy? 178 00:06:11,620 --> 00:06:13,017 At least you'd be making a baby 179 00:06:13,018 --> 00:06:14,662 instead of waiting around for some pregnant mom 180 00:06:14,663 --> 00:06:15,797 to maybe pick you. 181 00:06:15,831 --> 00:06:16,982 Well, we considered it, 182 00:06:16,983 --> 00:06:19,290 but how do you decide which one will-- Where's Lily? 183 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,924 Sleeping. Ice the cupcake. 184 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:22,559 That you couldn't say in front of Lily? 185 00:06:22,593 --> 00:06:24,561 - Well, then, she'd want a cupcake. - Yeah, well... 186 00:06:24,595 --> 00:06:26,196 But that's the beauty of the swirl. 187 00:06:26,230 --> 00:06:27,196 The swirl? 188 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:29,039 You both donate, they mix it up, 189 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,057 fertilize the egg. 190 00:06:30,091 --> 00:06:31,913 You never know who the father is. 191 00:06:33,290 --> 00:06:35,223 Ooh. That's Stefan. 192 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:38,440 Yeah, maybe we should think about this swirl. 193 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,426 Well, I-I didn't think surrogacy was for us. 194 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:42,210 But, you know, 'cause one of us would feel left out. 195 00:06:42,228 --> 00:06:44,229 Yeah, but if you don't know whose it is... 196 00:06:44,264 --> 00:06:45,763 Sorry we're late. 197 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:48,901 Guys, meet Roco. 198 00:06:48,902 --> 00:06:51,741 Roco or cocoa? 199 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,174 Look at him out there. 200 00:06:55,209 --> 00:06:57,348 Oh, ay. This is so exciting. 201 00:07:01,098 --> 00:07:02,381 Go ahead! Attaboy! 202 00:07:02,449 --> 00:07:04,550 - Go! Go ahead! Attaboy! - Go, Manny! Run! 203 00:07:04,585 --> 00:07:07,787 I knew Gloria would find out I lied about those tickets. 204 00:07:07,821 --> 00:07:09,755 But I figured when she saw Manny out there, 205 00:07:09,773 --> 00:07:11,524 playing with all those other kids, 206 00:07:11,558 --> 00:07:13,993 she'd thank me. 207 00:07:14,027 --> 00:07:15,728 That's what I figured. 208 00:07:15,762 --> 00:07:16,729 Go! Go! 209 00:07:16,763 --> 00:07:18,000 What the hell's he doing? 210 00:07:18,009 --> 00:07:19,695 Run, Manny! Run! 211 00:07:19,696 --> 00:07:21,352 Mom! Number 100! 212 00:07:21,353 --> 00:07:23,207 Now we have the lucky-- Oh! 213 00:07:35,598 --> 00:07:36,548 Oh, thank God. 214 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:37,533 Nobody's dead. 215 00:07:37,567 --> 00:07:39,914 Or... we're all dead. 216 00:07:40,336 --> 00:07:41,586 How many plates did we lose? 217 00:07:41,604 --> 00:07:43,781 None. Luke and Haley used cookie sheets 218 00:07:43,782 --> 00:07:45,216 to clear a path through the marbles for me. 219 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,183 Where are the marbles? 220 00:07:46,217 --> 00:07:47,637 Right here. 221 00:07:47,638 --> 00:07:48,207 Oh, Haley! 222 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:50,598 I put glue on them so it doesn't happen again. 223 00:07:50,599 --> 00:07:51,666 What about the chair? 224 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:53,735 Leon and I rolled it outside on some skateboards. 225 00:07:53,769 --> 00:07:55,235 Oh. 226 00:07:55,236 --> 00:07:56,320 The squirrel? 227 00:07:56,371 --> 00:07:58,822 You think I was going to let that happen? 228 00:08:00,291 --> 00:08:01,752 These kids are going to survive. 229 00:08:01,753 --> 00:08:04,474 They are the best of me and Phil. 230 00:08:04,475 --> 00:08:07,644 Luke using the skateboards, Haley gluing the marbles-- 231 00:08:07,678 --> 00:08:09,346 that is pure Phil. 232 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,581 Alex keeping everyone in line-- 233 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,778 pure me. 234 00:08:15,086 --> 00:08:18,188 Sometimes I worry no one's gonna like Alex. 235 00:08:21,692 --> 00:08:22,659 There you go, buddy. 236 00:08:22,693 --> 00:08:23,577 Thank you. 237 00:08:25,178 --> 00:08:25,865 Uh... 238 00:08:25,866 --> 00:08:27,384 What? You need anything? I'll get it. 239 00:08:27,418 --> 00:08:29,252 Steak sauce, but it's okay. 240 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:31,127 It's probably good for me to move around. 241 00:08:35,410 --> 00:08:38,562 Oh, Jay, it's so nice to see you take care of him like that. 242 00:08:38,596 --> 00:08:40,314 Why are you surprised? He's our kid. 243 00:08:40,365 --> 00:08:42,598 We take care of each other in this family. 244 00:08:43,288 --> 00:08:45,421 I want to kill you. 245 00:08:45,422 --> 00:08:47,294 Wild guess-- Margo? 246 00:08:47,295 --> 00:08:48,403 Let me explain. 247 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:50,521 There is no excuse. 248 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:53,074 This is something private. I'm gonna get outta here. 249 00:08:53,108 --> 00:08:55,176 So that's why you were being so nice. 250 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,444 You lied to my friend... 251 00:08:56,478 --> 00:08:58,713 You made Manny play the American football... 252 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:01,766 It is your fault that he got estampeded. 253 00:09:02,329 --> 00:09:03,875 Or is it your fault? 254 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,743 He stopped to pick up a penny, for God's sake. 255 00:09:05,761 --> 00:09:07,929 Be careful what you say, Jay. 256 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:10,779 You're skating on thin eggshells right now. 257 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,226 I tried to get him out there 258 00:09:12,227 --> 00:09:13,395 with kids his own age... 259 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:14,763 Which is what he should be doing... 260 00:09:14,781 --> 00:09:16,698 And not spending another afternoon with his mommy. 261 00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:18,584 If you have a problem with the way Manny's being raised, 262 00:09:18,635 --> 00:09:20,270 you talk to me! 263 00:09:20,271 --> 00:09:22,153 - I am. - I don't wanna hear it! 264 00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:30,692 Phil, you really didn't have to do this. 265 00:09:30,693 --> 00:09:32,810 I sold a house today because of you two. 266 00:09:32,811 --> 00:09:34,385 The least I can do is buy you dinner. 267 00:09:34,386 --> 00:09:36,069 I saw that house. It is gorgeous. 268 00:09:36,103 --> 00:09:37,604 - I know. - Yes, we're real happy for them. 269 00:09:37,638 --> 00:09:38,788 They showed me a picture of the baby. 270 00:09:38,823 --> 00:09:40,340 How adorable is that little guy? 271 00:09:40,391 --> 00:09:42,685 Yes, we're real happy for them. 272 00:09:42,686 --> 00:09:44,758 Okay, you might wanna slow down there. 273 00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:46,588 What? I'm playing a new drinking game. 274 00:09:46,589 --> 00:09:49,057 It's called "every time I'm depressed, I take a drink." 275 00:09:49,058 --> 00:09:50,276 That game exists. 276 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:52,094 It's called alcoholism. 277 00:09:52,756 --> 00:09:54,252 Oh, I'm sorry, you're right. I'm... 278 00:09:54,253 --> 00:09:56,487 I'm wallowing, and it's not cute. 279 00:09:56,521 --> 00:09:57,521 To happier things. 280 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:58,689 - Yes. - To happier things. 281 00:09:58,707 --> 00:10:00,391 - Happier things, yes. - There you go. 282 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,336 I remember the first few drinks... 283 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:07,040 And, um, after that, the night's just bits and pieces. 284 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,092 I wanna do something I never do-- 285 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:10,843 brag about my kids. 286 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:13,129 Today, they were resourceful, 287 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,565 they were responsible, they... 288 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,150 Put 40% down. 289 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,818 It was worth showing the house five times 290 00:10:18,836 --> 00:10:19,919 and waiting... 291 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:21,638 Almost a year. 292 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,790 Seriously! Who do you have to... 293 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,191 Blow. That's really hot. 294 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,026 Why don't you let it cool down? Try some of the... 295 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:28,378 Mexican! 296 00:10:28,412 --> 00:10:31,666 The baby is clearly Mexican! So, you know, the swirl is out. 297 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:34,602 Ugh. It's enough to make you lose... 298 00:10:34,636 --> 00:10:35,603 Track. 299 00:10:35,637 --> 00:10:37,572 Is this my fourth drink? 300 00:10:37,606 --> 00:10:38,823 It's my fourth. 301 00:10:38,874 --> 00:10:40,958 I said "four" twice, didn't I? 302 00:10:40,993 --> 00:10:42,260 I did, didn't I? 303 00:10:42,311 --> 00:10:44,896 I think we're gonna need four cabs... 304 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,797 Two! Two! You made me! 305 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,384 I-I vaguely remember... someone crying? 306 00:10:52,418 --> 00:10:53,447 If we ever did surrogacy, 307 00:10:53,448 --> 00:10:54,833 I would want you to be the donor. 308 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:56,718 - Mnh-mnh! - You're so smart, you're so handsome. 309 00:10:56,752 --> 00:10:58,303 Oh, stop it! It should be you! 310 00:10:58,337 --> 00:11:01,322 - You're so fun! You're so talented! - Okay. 311 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:04,209 It's not fair. I love you both so much. 312 00:11:05,336 --> 00:11:07,793 If you could have a baby that was a mix of the two of you, 313 00:11:07,794 --> 00:11:09,511 I would love that baby so much. 314 00:11:09,562 --> 00:11:11,613 Aw, that is so sweet. 315 00:11:11,647 --> 00:11:14,532 I meant it. That is so sweet. 316 00:11:15,204 --> 00:11:17,573 Oh, my God. You guys, we could do this. 317 00:11:17,574 --> 00:11:18,758 We could do this. 318 00:11:18,792 --> 00:11:20,476 We could make a baby 319 00:11:20,511 --> 00:11:23,408 that is half Tucker and half Pritchett. 320 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,821 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 321 00:11:25,855 --> 00:11:26,822 Yeah. 322 00:11:26,856 --> 00:11:28,423 Cloning? 323 00:11:28,457 --> 00:11:29,837 No. No. 324 00:11:29,838 --> 00:11:31,371 I'm saying... 325 00:11:31,389 --> 00:11:32,556 I give the egg. 326 00:11:32,607 --> 00:11:34,108 Oh! Yeah. 327 00:11:34,142 --> 00:11:35,826 I give the egg. That's the pritchett side. 328 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:38,929 And then, Cam, you're the father, right? 329 00:11:38,963 --> 00:11:40,898 And then we just, like, mix it 330 00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:43,817 and put it in a, like, a surrogate lady thing, 331 00:11:43,851 --> 00:11:46,486 and then bang! We have a baby. 332 00:11:46,853 --> 00:11:48,720 Oh. Are--are you serious? 333 00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:49,955 You would do that? 334 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,540 I would be honored. 335 00:11:51,574 --> 00:11:55,594 You guys, you guys, if there's one thing I have learned today, 336 00:11:55,628 --> 00:11:58,063 it's the pleasure of looking at your children, 337 00:11:58,097 --> 00:12:01,049 and seeing both-- both of you in there. 338 00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,435 And I want you to have that experience. Yeah. 339 00:12:03,469 --> 00:12:05,437 - Yeah. - We want that. 340 00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:07,105 And something else... 341 00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:09,825 Guys, I make really good babies. 342 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:12,243 Yes. I have, like, magic eggs or something. 343 00:12:12,261 --> 00:12:13,478 - Yes! - They're golden. 344 00:12:13,513 --> 00:12:15,514 Oh, gosh. Oh, Phil, 345 00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:17,549 I don't--what do-- what do you say about this? 346 00:12:17,583 --> 00:12:19,267 I think we're all having a baby! 347 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:20,752 Aah! Table hug! 348 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:22,988 Oh! Aah! 349 00:12:23,486 --> 00:12:26,571 Sweet potato fries! 350 00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:32,606 - What have I done? - I know. 351 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,707 Oh. 352 00:12:36,821 --> 00:12:38,054 What was I thinking? 353 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:40,603 I-I-I just get drunk and I bring a baby into the world? 354 00:12:40,604 --> 00:12:42,907 That would be 4 for 4. 355 00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:44,179 I can't go through with it. 356 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,739 Don't panic. You haven't donated anything yet. 357 00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:49,241 Besides, what are the chances your eggs even work? 358 00:12:49,242 --> 00:12:51,343 What are the chances we can pretend I never said that? 359 00:12:51,377 --> 00:12:53,831 It's weird. It's my brother. 360 00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:55,684 And then there would be this baby over there 361 00:12:55,718 --> 00:12:57,468 that's my baby, but it's not my baby... 362 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,271 That actually sounds good. Just say that. 363 00:12:59,305 --> 00:13:01,640 We're gonna see him for brunch in two hours over at your dad's. 364 00:13:01,674 --> 00:13:04,242 Ooh. That seems... soon 365 00:13:04,277 --> 00:13:06,061 and--and hard. 366 00:13:07,072 --> 00:13:10,725 What if... what if I blame it on you? 367 00:13:10,759 --> 00:13:12,704 What if we say that you're not okay with it? 368 00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:14,091 - No! - Why? 369 00:13:14,092 --> 00:13:16,561 Are you really okay with another man fertilizing your wife's egg? 370 00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:19,150 Of course not! That's creepy. 371 00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:21,731 - Yes. - Plus, what if you and Cam make a better baby than we did? 372 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:25,211 It's settled. Phil says "no." 373 00:13:25,212 --> 00:13:26,496 Like they're really gonna believe 374 00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:27,630 that I overruled you? 375 00:13:27,665 --> 00:13:28,598 - Right. - Come on. 376 00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:31,167 Mm. They're gonna be crushed. 377 00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:34,105 They've waited so long for this baby. 378 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:36,300 Maybe they're having second thoughts, too. 379 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:40,460 Look--this is what my baby with Claire would look like. 380 00:13:40,494 --> 00:13:41,945 What is this? What... 381 00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:43,630 Okay, well, I found a web site 382 00:13:43,664 --> 00:13:45,415 where couples can upload pictures... 383 00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,751 - Oh. - And then it shows them what their baby would look like. 384 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:51,276 This is... Gloria and I. 385 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,978 Couldn't resist. 386 00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:53,944 Wow. That-- 387 00:13:53,945 --> 00:13:55,645 that looks exactly like Manny. 388 00:13:55,679 --> 00:13:58,124 Like--like weirdly so. 389 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,709 What--what's this other picture? 390 00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,149 Don't be jealous. 391 00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,951 But this... 392 00:14:02,985 --> 00:14:05,254 Is me and Justin Timberlake. 393 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,091 Cam, we have a problem. 394 00:14:08,092 --> 00:14:09,927 Oh, what? You can talk about Ryan Gosling all day, 395 00:14:09,961 --> 00:14:11,269 - but the moment I say something-- - No, no, no, 396 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:14,117 about this baby. I... 397 00:14:14,118 --> 00:14:15,752 I don't think I can do it. 398 00:14:15,787 --> 00:14:18,088 What--why? Why--it's perfect! 399 00:14:18,122 --> 00:14:20,724 It's our chance to have a baby that's part me, part you! 400 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:22,793 No, no! It's part you and part Claire. 401 00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:24,027 I'm nowhere in there. 402 00:14:24,062 --> 00:14:25,295 And it's not like I can pretend. 403 00:14:25,329 --> 00:14:27,564 It's--she's not some egg donor that we don't know. 404 00:14:27,598 --> 00:14:28,532 It's Claire. 405 00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,434 You know, we see her all the time. 406 00:14:30,468 --> 00:14:32,293 And what are we supposed to tell the baby? 407 00:14:32,294 --> 00:14:34,294 "Say hi to your aunt mommy!" 408 00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:36,596 - Adorable. - No, not adorable. 409 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,108 Appalachian. 410 00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:41,050 Okay, I'm--I'm sorry, Cam. 411 00:14:43,773 --> 00:14:46,341 Jay says that I'm smothering Manny... 412 00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:48,510 - Mm-hmm. - But I'm just enjoying him. 413 00:14:48,545 --> 00:14:51,413 I mean, they're only gonna be boys for a short time. 414 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:54,483 Best time ever in this house! 415 00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:55,719 I'm uncomfortable with this, Phil. 416 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,936 The manual specifically says "no towing." 417 00:14:57,971 --> 00:14:59,738 There are two types of people in this world-- 418 00:14:59,772 --> 00:15:01,206 people who follow the manual, 419 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,175 and people who stick it to the manual. 420 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:04,543 You... are hurt. 421 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:06,528 Hi! 422 00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:07,880 Manny, what happened? 423 00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:08,881 Football injury. 424 00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:11,205 My mom will yell you all about it. 425 00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:13,123 Hola, Lily! 426 00:15:13,158 --> 00:15:16,327 Does my little princess want a cookie? 427 00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:17,495 Oh, well, you know, maybe just one. 428 00:15:17,529 --> 00:15:19,263 She's already had her sugar limit for today. 429 00:15:19,297 --> 00:15:20,464 How can you tell? 430 00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:21,698 - Aah! - Ay! 431 00:15:21,716 --> 00:15:23,717 Okay, Lily. 432 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,154 Hey. 433 00:15:25,155 --> 00:15:27,605 - Hey, you two. - Hey! 434 00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:29,073 So where-- oh, where are the kids? 435 00:15:29,108 --> 00:15:30,908 Oh, Haley's driving them over separately. 436 00:15:30,943 --> 00:15:32,746 - Oh. - Oh! Big girl now. 437 00:15:33,545 --> 00:15:34,645 - That's great. - Yeah. 438 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,931 So that was... so fun last night. 439 00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:38,666 - So fun. - Yeah, we had a great night. 440 00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:41,912 - Yeah. - Yes. 441 00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:43,113 We should-- 442 00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,351 Jinx! 443 00:15:44,832 --> 00:15:46,249 Yeah, we're going this way, so... 444 00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,601 - This should do for 30. - Yeah. - We'll see you in a bit. 445 00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:52,258 I cannot tell them. 446 00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:54,443 I cannot break their hearts. 447 00:15:54,478 --> 00:15:55,928 So you're gonna have Cam's baby 448 00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:57,596 just to keep things from being weird? 449 00:15:57,631 --> 00:15:58,664 Um, what? 450 00:15:58,682 --> 00:16:00,299 You and Uncle Cam are having a baby? 451 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,701 Kids, shh. 452 00:16:01,735 --> 00:16:03,619 - There was a discussion about the possibility... - Mm-hmm. 453 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:04,837 Of your mom donating an egg... 454 00:16:04,871 --> 00:16:06,605 so that the guys could have a baby. 455 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:08,474 But we decided it was not a good idea. 456 00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:10,259 Why? Because Lily's such a mess? 457 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,078 For a lot of reasons. 458 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:15,581 - They have-- - But we can agree that she's a disastrous human being? 459 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,365 I think it's a great idea. 460 00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:20,818 Yeah. It's a really beautiful offer, mom. I'm impressed. 461 00:16:20,869 --> 00:16:24,372 Oh, my God. Cam, they told the kids already, 462 00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:26,518 and they seem to be totally into it. 463 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,953 All right, is it just me? 464 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,096 Am I the only one that thinks this is weird? 465 00:16:29,097 --> 00:16:32,166 Maybe it's not weird. Maybe we're pioneers. 466 00:16:32,167 --> 00:16:33,453 Mm, no we're hardly pioneers. 467 00:16:33,454 --> 00:16:34,755 You have three different hair dryers 468 00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:35,587 for different types of weather. 469 00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,965 Maybe it's just gonna take some time to get used to the idea. 470 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,623 - What idea? - Oh. No. 471 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,174 Um, well, Jay... 472 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,442 - Cam. - Claire has-- 473 00:16:42,476 --> 00:16:44,143 No. I-I-I just don't think 474 00:16:44,161 --> 00:16:46,079 my dad's really ready for this conversation. So... 475 00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:49,148 Oh, stop acting like I'm some stodgy old coot. I've grown. 476 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,216 Okay. 477 00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:52,786 Um, Jay, Claire has, um, offered 478 00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:54,487 to give us one of her eggs 479 00:16:54,522 --> 00:16:58,058 so we can have a baby that's half Pritchett, half Tucker. 480 00:16:58,092 --> 00:17:00,648 That's unnatural. I'm against it. 481 00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:04,537 Oh, surprise, surprise. Jay is against something. 482 00:17:04,538 --> 00:17:06,755 Cam and Claire wanna have a baby together. 483 00:17:06,773 --> 00:17:07,973 Ugh! 484 00:17:08,024 --> 00:17:09,330 You're not gonna do that. 485 00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:10,913 It's not your decision, dad. 486 00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:11,880 You're not thinking straight. 487 00:17:11,881 --> 00:17:14,242 And you're not in charge. Okay, Claire and I are adults. 488 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:17,261 If--if we want this to happen, it--it's gonna happen. 489 00:17:17,295 --> 00:17:18,779 So much for second thoughts. 490 00:17:18,814 --> 00:17:20,931 Young lady, I need to have a talk with you. 491 00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:23,517 - I don't... now? - No. 492 00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:26,437 You don't get to tell everyone how to live their lives, 493 00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:29,373 that boys cannot spend time with their mommies 494 00:17:29,407 --> 00:17:32,226 or that brothers and sisters can't make babies. 495 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,294 - So you're all for this? - No. 496 00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:36,659 It's a freak show, but it's their freak show. 497 00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:39,233 So this is happening again? 498 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,850 Well, I'm not gonna not do it 499 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,452 'cause my dad thinks I shouldn't. 500 00:17:42,486 --> 00:17:43,986 You know, I'm not following. 501 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:45,288 We're not doing it 'cause I don't want to do it. 502 00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:46,320 What we're not doing 503 00:17:46,321 --> 00:17:48,756 is not doing it 'cause he doesn't want us to do it. 504 00:17:48,757 --> 00:17:50,357 Just say baby or no baby. 505 00:17:50,391 --> 00:17:52,793 Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? 506 00:17:52,827 --> 00:17:54,678 Now we have to inbreed. 507 00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:57,664 Okay, dad, it's not technically inbreeding. It's, um... 508 00:17:57,699 --> 00:18:01,463 For the record, I think what my mom is doing is very brave. 509 00:18:01,464 --> 00:18:02,308 I like it. 510 00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:04,077 I've always kind of wanted a half-brother, half-cousin. 511 00:18:04,112 --> 00:18:05,843 Really? "Always"? 512 00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:07,781 Well, I mean, if you think about it... 513 00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:19,777 Oh, wow. 514 00:18:19,811 --> 00:18:21,932 When was the last time we talked under a table? 515 00:18:21,933 --> 00:18:23,283 Dad and Gloria's wedding reception. 516 00:18:23,318 --> 00:18:25,467 Oh, yeah. 517 00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:27,002 Um, mm... 518 00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:28,890 I love you. You know that... 519 00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:29,991 But I can't do this. 520 00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,342 No, no, neither can I! 521 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:32,383 Really? Yeah. 522 00:18:32,384 --> 00:18:34,719 Are you serious? You can't--oh, God. 523 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,921 I'm so relieved. I'm sorry. 524 00:18:35,955 --> 00:18:37,339 I-I-I... ugh. 525 00:18:37,373 --> 00:18:39,791 I am so sorry I led us down this road. 526 00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,159 No, no. No, Claire, don't be. Don't be. 527 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:44,398 It was--it was generous and thoughtful, just like you. 528 00:18:44,399 --> 00:18:47,127 How could I not want those qualities in my child? 529 00:18:47,128 --> 00:18:48,562 Ohh. 530 00:18:48,597 --> 00:18:49,713 Oh, come here. 531 00:18:50,113 --> 00:18:51,459 So this is really happening? 532 00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:52,892 - Ah. - What if it is, dad? 533 00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:54,027 Yeah. What if we love each other, 534 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:54,811 and this is a beautiful thing? 535 00:18:54,812 --> 00:18:56,280 - Okay, it's our decision. It's not yours. - Yeah. 536 00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:59,249 So baby? No baby? 537 00:19:00,218 --> 00:19:02,869 - No. - Mnh-mnh. 538 00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:06,517 You okay? 539 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:07,635 Oh, yeah. I'm fine. 540 00:19:07,686 --> 00:19:09,304 Mm, I know it's been hard on you. 541 00:19:10,162 --> 00:19:11,746 Hey, what if we went out for a nice dinner tonight? 542 00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:13,164 Oh, that'd be fun. Should I call the sitter? 543 00:19:13,198 --> 00:19:14,598 Yeah. Oh, you know what I was thinking today? 544 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:15,766 What about Luke? 545 00:19:15,801 --> 00:19:16,968 Oh, he's so good with her, 546 00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:18,636 the way he looks at her... 547 00:19:19,187 --> 00:19:20,471 My God, Cam. 548 00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:22,753 Oh, look, she's organizing her things. 549 00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,188 - Look at how she's dressed. - Oh! 550 00:19:26,491 --> 00:19:29,345 We didn't make her, but she sure is us. 551 00:19:29,346 --> 00:19:31,897 Hey, Lily, honey, it might make more sense with the shoes... 552 00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:33,449 - Mitchell. - Because... 553 00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,468 I like what she did with the dolls-- 554 00:19:36,503 --> 00:19:41,073 - Play as you will. Play as you will. - It's nice. 555 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,674 The big one, remember? 556 00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:45,142 One of the first ones we found. 557 00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:46,844 It was at the bottom of the gutter in the street. 558 00:19:46,878 --> 00:19:47,571 Ay, yes. 559 00:19:47,572 --> 00:19:51,058 We put the gum at the bottom of your walking stick. 560 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,977 Ay, look at this one-- the green one, 561 00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:55,630 the one we found at the floor of my taxi. 562 00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:57,548 - Your taxi? - Yes. 563 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,684 Before I had somebody running my life for me, 564 00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:01,936 I used to drive a taxi at night. 565 00:20:01,970 --> 00:20:04,472 Manny would sleep in the seat next to me. 566 00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,440 One time, I had to hit the brakes so hard 567 00:20:06,475 --> 00:20:09,243 that he fell into the floor and he found the penny. 568 00:20:09,278 --> 00:20:11,412 Pretty lucky, huh? 569 00:20:11,446 --> 00:20:14,054 Eight years. I can't believe we're finally done. 570 00:20:15,855 --> 00:20:17,267 Me, either. 571 00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:20,197 Come. Let's go get your lottery ticket. 572 00:20:26,845 --> 00:20:28,012 - Gloria. - Hmm? 573 00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:29,279 I think you made a mistake here. 574 00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:30,881 What did I do now? 575 00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:33,684 I counted these, and you've only got 96 pennies. 576 00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:34,752 Are you sure? 577 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:37,046 Afraid so. 578 00:20:37,358 --> 00:20:39,843 I guess you're gonna have to keep lookin'. 579 00:20:39,877 --> 00:20:41,878 Dang it! I counted those. 580 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,923 See for yourself. 581 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,259 And now we upload your picture. 582 00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,308 - This is fun. This is fun. - Yeah. 583 00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:57,560 And in just a few short moments, 584 00:20:57,594 --> 00:20:59,428 thanks to the magic of technology... 585 00:20:59,446 --> 00:21:00,613 We'll know what our baby actually looks-- 586 00:21:00,647 --> 00:21:02,818 - Oh! No! - What happened? What is that? 587 00:21:02,819 --> 00:21:04,353 Did you put one of us in upside-down? 588 00:21:04,387 --> 00:21:05,537 No! That's actually-- 589 00:21:05,588 --> 00:21:07,005 Okay, I-I don't want to see this anymore. 590 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,023 Ohh. Turn it off. 591 00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:09,157 Oh, it's not turning off. 592 00:21:09,175 --> 00:21:10,926 Well, throw something over it! That--oh, God! 593 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,228 Yeah, well, we played God, and look what we brought forth. 594 00:21:13,263 --> 00:21:15,564 Daddies, what are you looking at? Aah! 595 00:21:15,598 --> 00:21:17,010 Oh! 596 00:21:18,835 --> 00:21:20,035 Maybe it wasn't that bad. 597 00:21:20,069 --> 00:21:21,553 No, no, it's possible that we overreacted. 598 00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:24,139 Yeah. Maybe our expectations were just a little bit too high. 599 00:21:24,173 --> 00:21:25,841 That little guy had some cute features. Huh? 600 00:21:25,875 --> 00:21:28,727 - Of course he did. It's us. It can't be that bad. - Yeah. 601 00:21:28,761 --> 00:21:29,961 - Let's just take-- - Ahhh! 602 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,544 Sync by YYeTs, corrected by susanaLC www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,300 www.tvsubtitles.net